A Little Mischief

Heeey, always good to meet a new friend! [Name],

was it? From the looks of it, I'll bet YOU would be sympathetic to the plight of a completely innocent man. Am I right?

I've had it hard ever since my last, erm, business went belly up, but it wasn't my fault! Rumors travel fast, true or not, and once everybody thought I was trying to scam them, I was done for. But I swear I wasn't! Everything was completely legitimate! It was just bad press!

But I'm taking a whole new approach to business now. You see, I noticed the Sakura Chunin were hanging around the castle... and if I know anything, I know they carry Chunin Poison Darts.

The poison they use on those Chunin Poison Darts is top-quality product, and they're so careless with it. I shudder to think what would happen if one of our sweet, innocent children got hurt... If you get me 100 of those

Chunin Poison Darts, it would go a long way to keeping our dear children safe.

Guess I'll just have to find somebody else who wants to make a lot of money for very little effort...

Very nice. Very nice indeed. Think how many children we saved...

Now, we don't want to go around bragging about our good deeds, do we? No, no we don't need the attention. Just keep this between us. A good deed between completely altruistic friends...

I told you I needed 100 Chunin Poison Darts! I can't have any less. Hurry it up before I get... B-before any children get hurt!