Bard

Hello [Name]. It's been a while. I've been trying to learn how to sing lately. I hope that by singing a beautiful song, I can melt Kyrin's cold, hardened heart.

But music isn't as easy as it sounds! I can get a good rythm going, but I can't come up with any good lyrics. Maybe you could help me, [Name]?

I want the song to reflect how beautiful Kyrin is. Think about it, then write some beautiful lyrics for me. When you're done, let me know. Thank you!

Of course. Music is so hard!

Oh, are you done? Okay, let's give this a shot. I'll start off, and you finish each line for me. La la la! Kyrin, your hair...

...looks like a carrot!

...is an orange mushroom!

...is red like an apple!

Lovely, lovely! Kyrin, your eyes are...

...blue like the stars!

...blue like a blue mushroom!

...blue like a Mana Potion!

Oh, oh, oh Kyrin! Your lips...

...are sweet like a potato!

r...are red like cherries!

...red lke raw meat!

Oh, please accept my heart...

Ooh, the song's coming together really nicely! Thank you, [Name]! Thank you so much! You are a true Bard!

Carrot...does Kyrin like carrots? Even if she does, should we describe her hair like that? Hmm, I don't know...

W-wait! An orange mushroom is a monster! You can't compare a woman to a monster!

Th-that's no way to win a woman over!

Sure, potions are nice, but... I don't know...

I love potatoes. This song is making me hungry...

...Are you joking?