Grand Opening: Monster Park Extreme

Hey there, good lookin'! The name's Spiegelette and that brill-creme scented walrus over there is my brother.

I'm going to tell you about an opportunity so rich you'd have to be a regular million-meso-miser to pass it up. My brother and I call it Monster Park Extreme! It's positively monstrous, extremely.

It's a good old-fashioned romp so fun you'll be howling at the moon, and not just because you got bit by a werewolf!

Come on down to the Monster Park and have a little fun, why don't ya?

You don't believe me? Why, if I'm not right about you, I'll take off my little hat!