[Mechanical Hearts] Soak Up the Sun

Hello [Name]. Welcome to Aspire Industries, manufacturers of joy and peace-of-mind.

As I'm sure you've heard, we're releasing a line of premium androids called . I'd like to make you a special offer in exchange for, um, helping spread the word about our products.

Hold onto this nifty, proprietary Aspire solar battery as you go about your business. 30 minutes should be enough for a full charge, and turn some heads.

Then bring it straight back here.

In return, I will give you an Aspire Visitor's ID ypu can use to take a tour of our company, and an Aspire Commemorative Coin that can be used to purchase various souvenirs. Sound good?

Good. I'll see you in 30 minutes.

Phew... We're gonna need as much as we can get our hands on...

W-what? I didn't say anything. You must be hearing things. Thanks for visiting Aspire!

Y-you don't want to take the tour? I guess it can't be helped.

Have a good day.

The solar battery isn't done charging yet.

It needs a full 30 minutes from when I first handed it over to you.

Thank you for visiting Aspire, manufacturers of joy and peace-of-mind.