Secret of the Core

*Sob* Th-the core... It changed Xerxes into... *Sob*

*Sniff* I don't even know what the core is! Why do we even have a thing that mutates cute pets? The elder should know. Can you ask him?

*Sob* Thank you. You should bring him something to warm him up to you.

Maybe some Rabbit's Fangs would get his attention. Oh, and a Golden Rabbit's Cape. I know he wanted one.

Maybe get 50 of each? *Sniff* He's fussy about quality sometimes.

You... You don't care? *Sob* Why would you mess with me like that? Waaaahhh...

Hello there, tiny youngster. You have nice things for me?

Such shiny teeth! At last, Ol' Chomper and Lil' Bitey will have company. Get in my mouth, you!

Oh goodness me, it sure would be dandy if someone brought me some teeth and capes, it would...

*Sob* I wish I could help you fight. I'm... I'm so useless! Waaahh...