Someone's talking to me? This is the best day ever! Did you know, us talking right now is actually a Quest, and completing Quests is the key to becoming a great hero? I learned that at Hero School!

Click on people with #3800569lightbulb icons over their heads to start quests. You must be some sort of genius to have figured that out for yourself! It took me two semesters to master that skill.

Remember to click people with this icon #3800570 over their heads, too. That's how you turn in quests and get your rewards. I've read all about it in textbooks, though it's a little advanced for me.

Later, when you're higher level, you can also click the lightbulb icon #03800265 on the left side of the screen to grab new quests. Just gimme a few years, and I'll reach that level myself!

Since you've been so nice and let me talk for five whole minutes without running away, I want to give you a present!

HOLY RIBBON PIGS! You have amazing upper body strength! With talent like that, you owe it to the world to complete LOTS of quests. Just use the hotkey [Q] to see what quests are available!

Some'll be a cinch. Others might be a bit tougher. But they'll all be appropriate for your level. Click the #3800569 icon when you're in the mood to do quests.

Now here's the gift I promised you! I hope it doesn't collapse when you use it, like the last few times...

Annehmen

This next step is really, really tough! You have to click OK, and then the quest completion icon #3800570 over my head to finish the quest. Don't worry if you don't get it on your first--

I made the The Relaxer myself, with stickers and love! When you sit in chairs, you'll recover health more quickly. It took me half a year to master the technique. It's all in the wrist.

Now, I want to tell you all about hunting. It's totally frightening, but most quests require it. I'll meet you where the monsters are.

Just take the portal to the right. And remember... Feet first! Don't try to dive into the portal like I did the first few months.

Ablehnen

You're so silly! You have to click Yes to accept my gift! But I guess, if someday you want to refuse someone's quest, it's all right to practice pressing No.