Stranger in a Strange Land

Actually, I got in a lot of trouble with the grown-ups. They said I can't trust strangers, and that you might be dangerous. But look at you! No claws, no fangs. You're like a tasty bunny.

The grown-ups still said no. They don't care how soft or flabby or delicious you are. If you're going to get anything done here, I guess you'll need to talk to my grandpa. He's the oldest guy in town!

Oh, and my grandpa hates rude folks! So be extra polite when you meet him. Or else.

Don't worry, human. My grandpa's so old, he can't even chew meat that well. You're probably safe. Probably.

So, you're this new-fangled 'human' causing the stir around here. My goodness, just look at you! No ears, no tail... What a pity. You probably can't even feed yourself, poor thing.

Look, this is all a big misunderstanding. Where I'm from-

I'm sure you're very special where you're from, child. But here, we really must take care of you before you become someone's snack. Ah, I know what we'll do. You can stay in the abandoned home for now. I doubt the neighbors will eat you there.

No, I must return to-

No, no, it's no trouble at all. Us foxes are a very warmhearted kind. Even sickly-looking prey like you, we treat with dignity and respect. Now, see that house over there? That's where you'll stay. Make yourself at home.

Don't worry, human. My grandpa's so old, he can't even chew meat that well. You're probably safe. Probably.