The File Thickens Part 1

Oh, hi again. What? You're wondering why I'm still standing here? Yes, yes... well you see, after extensively analyzing the pages of my report, I've pinpointed the exact location of Mr. Bones. It turns out he's taken refuge somewhere, er... right inside this house. I'm just, er... writing up my plan of attack... so to speak.

Oh, really? I suppose you need my help with that too...

You've got to be kidding me! It took your 1,000 page report to figure that out!? Whatever. I'm outta here!

<Ahem> Well... I guess it's time to 'fess up. The truth is... I'm just a Junior Agent in the MBI. Well, Junior Agent Trainee, if you want to get technical about it. And um... Mr. Bones isn't really a dangerous ghost... the subject I'm tracking is actually supposed to be quite mild-mannered. And, er... I don't really need to apprehend him, I just have to interview him. About being dead and all.

So you want me to interview him for you?

Yes! Are you up for this?

Ok! First, you have to find him. Oh, and the subject's name isn't really Mr. Bones. That's just a name I made up for him to make him sound <ahem> a bit more menacing. The subject's name is... hold on... let me find the right page with that info... one sec... ah, here it is! J. Prendergast! Former owner of this house. Should be somewhere right in there. So, if you could find him, and just give him this Paranormal Subject Questionnaire to fill out, I'd be greatly indebted to you! Oh, and then please bring the completed form back to me!

Er, we at the MBI like to be absolutely sure before we move on dangerous subjects. Truly, your past help has been invaluable and appreciated. If you decide you want to assist the MBI again, I'll be right here.

Er, we at the MBI like to be absolutely sure before we move on dangerous subjects. Truly, your past help has been invaluable and appreciated. If you decide you want to assist the MBI again, I'll be right here.

There's some sort of government agent outside your house who asked me to give you this to fill out.

Government?! They're always trying to say that the Prendergast Toy Company owes more money in back taxes! Hmph! What kind of organization taxes a company that does nothing but bring joy to children all over the world?! <sigh> I guess he won't be leaving until I finish this. Here, give me that. What is this rubbish? I don't have time for this! <scribbles quickly> There you go. Now hopefully they'll let me get back to my work!

Here! Now don't talk to me about this things! I am busy!

You've lost my questionnarie?! Take care of that thing!

Just come back to me if you need another one.

That looks like an empty Paranormal Subject Questionnaire form you've got there... no luck finding ol' Jonas yet, huh? Don't give up! He's definitely somewhere in this house... I'm sure of it! The data doesn't lie!