The Missing Weapon

I just heard someone say, 'The hero has returned!' Did I hear wrong, or is it... is it really true? So this... this person standing before me is the hero?!

Oh, this is unreal... I can't believe I am staring right at a hero of Maple World! It's an honor! Here, let me shake your hand... and if you could give me a hug... Heehee, could you please sign this, too?

Ah, I'm so sorry. I was so happy to have finally met you that I guess I got a little carried away. Whew, deep breaths. Deep breaths. Okay, I feel better now. But um...can I ask you a favor? Please?

My brother Puir is just down the street, and he's been dying to meet you! I know you're busy, but could you please stop by and say hello to Puir? Please...

Ah, okay. I understand. Heroes are very busy and all that. *sniffle*... If you ever get any free time, though...

You haven't talked to Puir yet? He's riiight there. Are you nervous about approaching a fan? I never knew heroes could be so shy...