We Need a Hero

Alright squirt, I've seen you dinking around with Dad and Grandpa. You probably think you're hot stuff, but you gotta prove you can keep up with Big Mike.

It's go time, tiny. You ready to party with the man of the house?

I eat Scorpies for breakfast. Literally. But if you can handle just 100 of them over in Lawless Zone 1, maybe I'll let you shine my sandals. Bring me 70 Golden Scorpy Helmets, too. I like to crush them with my pecs.

Big surprise. It's not like a speck like you could hang with the Swole Patrol.

Did you smush those Scorpies? Did you smush 'em real good?

Alright, not bad. And now I got something to flex with...

Where those helmets at? My pecs are aching to crush!

You gotta smash more than that! Get to smashing!