Gift

[Name]! You're advancing! Everybody's going to think you're super cool now!

Thanks. Do I need to act differently now?

I dunno. Why don't you go show off to all your friends in Edelstein?

I have missed them...

You're just going to go over there empty-handed?

Is that bad?

Shouldn't you at least bring them some souvenirs from your trips? That's simple human etiquette!

It is? What kind of souvenirs?

Um, I dunno! Maybe you should ask someone who's similar to the person you're getting a gift for.

Why don't I just ask the gift recipient instead?

Well, humans don't like that for some reason.

That's difficult, but I trust you.

Good! Even though I don't really know about this kinda stuff either... Maybe you should ask Professor Dreamboat!

Hey there [Name]. How did the gifting go?

It's been enlightening... (You tell her what happened.)

Whew. I thought I didn't understand humans, but you're terrible!

I am?

I'm sure you'll figure it out one day... Human relationships are tough to maintain, but important. Kinda like my hip fluctuators!

I'm sure Professor Dreamboat knows lots about gifts... he's so handsome!

You don't want to? I thought my idea was pretty solid.