Monstrous Rumors

Welcome to Monster Park! Which ticket would you like today?

I'm not here to exchange tickets. I'm here to investigate a rumor I heard about Monster Park...

Oh? Do you mean the one about the Mysterious Treasure Vault?

Um, sure. I mean, precisely! Tell me more, specifically the part about 'treasure.'

There's not much to tell. The vault is supposedly full of gold and other valuables.

Yes, yes, but how does one GET there?

How would I know? It's just a rumor, remember? If you want more info, why don't you talk to Spiegelmann? It's HIS park, after all.

If Spiegelmann spills the beans, you'd better fill me in! I want to know, too!

Whatever you want. It's just a silly rumor anyway.

Welcome to Monster Park, a place of adventure, mystery, and marv--

Yeah, yeah. Now tell me about the Mysterious Treasure Vault in Monster Park!

T-treasure vault! I have n-no idea what you're referring to! I'm busy helping other patrons, so just run along. RUN ALONG!

I think I'll just search for it myself, then.

W-wait! I mean, you won't find it. I mean, there's nothing there! Now, and this is completely unrelated, but if you happen to stumble across, say, a vault door, DO NOT OPEN IT. There are, uh, ravenous lions trapped inside.

Suuuuuure there are.

If there's nothing else, I'm busy. Shoo.

There is NO treasure vault. Now, if you have nothing IMPORTANT to talk about, I'm busy.

You still haven't talked to Spiegelmann about the rumor? Do it already! He's at the Monster Park entrance.