Passing the Quiz

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(You throw the coin you got from the Public Phone and it bounces off the contact's head.)

Hey! That hurt! Why are you throwing things at me?!

I'm sorry. I thought you were the contact.

Lower your voice! Geez!

I AM the contact, but you don't have to announce it like that.

(This is getting stranger and stranger.) Er, right. I just want to meet with Doctor Bing.

No kidding...Well, you know the drill. You'll have to answer my questions first.

Answer, if you think you can.

Sheesh, don't waste my time then. Gosh.

Let's start with an easy one...

One plus one is?

Two, of course.

Umm, 11?

Let's ramp it up a bit...

51384 x 1 is?

One, of course.

It's 51384.

Had to think about that one, didn't you? Next one's a toughie!

[ Δt0 ] / [ root{ 1 - ( v/c )^2} ] is?

5068292.778

Could it be... Δt?

Okay. You pass. Take this. It's a Bing Receiver. It's made so the aliens can't tap into the line and eavesdrop.

Doctor Bing will contact you directly from now on.

I want to go back to my normal job... This stinks. Literally!

What? Are you stupid or something?

Are you serious?

What are you talking about?

First time seeing a bum or something?! Stop staring!