Spiegelmann's Lost Tools

Did you hear that the Artifact Hunt started up again? Oh, you did? Shoot...

Look, I MAY have lost all of the excavation tools. MAYBE. That might have happened.

I'm sure they're still around and I know you don't have anything going on. Go find them! C'mon, [Nombre], be a pal? Will you find my Lost Excavation Tools?

Ah-HA! Another pawn for my sinister... Hey. Hey there... Just, uh, I thought you'd left. Why don't you go hunt down some Unidentified Artifacts? I'll, uh, stand here and not plot out loud.

If you find all 8 of my precious excavation tools, I'll give you a Spiegelmann's Artifact Excavator 2013 as token of my appreciation. See? Everybody wins! Especially me!

Oh and, make sure you have an empty space in the Set-up tab. My tools don't like to be crowded.

This is going to be the worst Artifact Hunt ever and it's your fault!

Excavational! Did that make sense? I'm trying out some new words to say 'good job'.

You must find all 8 tools! Not even one may go missing! I've got a lot of money riding on this!