Triple Dummies

From my research, you appear to have something to tell me.

You look like you want something from me. What is it?

My magnifying glass?! T-this is my treasure! My preci-- wait, no, I have about a thousand of them. Sure, you can have it.

I can loan it to you whenever you want.

Surely you know somebody with a magnifying glass... There's nothin' wrong with begging.