[Valentine's Day] Heart-Shaped Box

It's the season of love, [Nombre]. Don't you agree? Why don't you agree? You better agree. Or else...

I said 'or else'!

Good, because I saw this Lovely Valentine's Day Box full of lovey-dovey stuff on a reality show I really like, and I bought a lot of them online, but then my living room started looking like I was playing fort, so I just threw them out the window. Now I need them back before I have to pay for the cleanup.

So, go beat up some monsters and get those boxes back! I'm sure no monsters more than 10 levels below, or 20 levels above you would be interested. Lovely, right?

What? You're looking at me like I'm weird or something. Stoppit.