A Strange Explorer

Hey! Kao! What're you doing here?

(Who is this guy? Is he talking to you?)

Helloooooo, Kao? It's me, Tess!

Hey, buddy, it's been a long time... I really need to talk to you!

Why are you ignoring me? Hey, look, I know I owe you money, but you don't have to be so cold...

Kao, really, what brings you here? Man, you haven't changed a bit!

Listen, Tess, is it? You've got the wrong person. My name's [Nom].

Very funny, Kao. But don't mess with me. I mean it. I'm not in the mood.

I'm not messing with you! I'm not Kao. I've never seen you before in my life! I just got here...

... Are you... Are you serious? You're really not Kao?

I'm really not. Sorry...

My bad, my bad. But I swear, you two look exactly alike...

Seriously, sorry about that. My mistake.