[Mini-game] Prepare Yourself for the Mini-game Station

STOP RIGHT THERE! I have earth-shattering news for you!

(Huh? A dog?) Are... Are you talking to ME?

(He blows 10 raspberries in a row. He seems to think he's beatboxing.)

Will the real dawg Kemdi, please play a game, please play a game, please play a game.

(He flaps his arms and bops his head like a chicken.)

Yo, that's right, you heard me. Mini-games are the best!

Is this some kind of hidden camera show?

Naw, it's just me and my mic... Spittin' out rhymes like a conman...

I said, spreadin' the word about mini-games, and spittin' out rhymes like a conman...

You mean, 'gangsta'?

Now let me you how it is...

(He starts kicking his legs like he's doing the can-can.)

Can-can, can you play some mini-games? Can you win some nutty nuts? For the Nut Nut Nut Nut Depot?

C-c-c-c-come and play in the new rev-rev-revolution. I said, c-c-c-ome check out my new <Mini-game Station>.

(He starts to do the flamenco.)

Anyone over level 33 can participate! You'll get Nut Coins! Please play! Please! Cha-cha-cha!

Oooooooh, sorry, the station isn't open yet. I'll drop some sticky beats in your ear when it's ready.

It'll open soon!

Patience, patience, baby!

(The Mini-game Station will be available on 6/25/2014.)