Poor Blondie

Aaaaaack! My adorable wittle kitty-witty's in trouble! She's been so frustrated with her recent string of bad fur days that's she's clawed out all of her fur! My wittle Blondie won't be blonde anymore! WE HAVE TO FIX THAT!

A WIG! YES! Perfect! We'll cover her in a wig! Dark Fissions have heads full of fine gold tresses... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Eliminate 50 Dark Fissions and bring back 50 Yellow Wigs! Hurry! Blondie's so upset, she's hiding under the quilt in my bedroom!

I hope Blondie doesn't do anything drastic! If she does, it's your fault!

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! My little kitty isn't the same without golden hair.

Now she'll leave the house again, I just know it.

You don't have enough Yellow Wigs!

Hunt more Dark Fissions! For Blondie!