Secondhand Arsenal

Man, Xerxes is totally asking for a beatdown.

Let's start training up the villagers to fight. I read on a message board that only a well-armed militia can overthrow tyrants.

This would probably be easier if the monsters hadn't stolen all our stuff. But you can get it back, right big guy?

Yeah boy! The Ferrets took most of the good stuff. I think 50 spears should get us back on track.

Hey man, I thought you were in it to win it. Don't let me down now.

You got my spears? I can't wait to jab something!

Aww yeah! That's what I'm talking about! I'll get everyone practicing their poking right away.

Dude, where are those spears! What are we supposed to practice with, sticks? That's LAME.