The Shimmering Bristles of Victory

Did you order my supplies? It's very important. I'm really feeling quite down on myself.

When is it going to be here? Why isn't it here already?! Oh, whatever. While we're waiting I've got another amazing opportunity just for you!

It ain't easy to keep a soup-strainer in tip-top condition. It requires a constant moisturizing regimen using the very best of creams... Dapper Drip! And that means fighting with Water Thief Monsters that want to steal my stache' stash! That's why I want you to go down to the Quiet Strolling Path get my moisturizers back!

Don't act like you've got anything better to do!

Did you bring the moisturizer? Are my new bristles are destined to dry out!

Why, oh why, is my lip still cold? Who could ever love a smooth-faced goblin like me?!

I'm still waiting! And so is my glorious crumb catcher!