A Complicating Man

If it isn't the treasure hunter twins? Have you heard the juicy gossip? Apparently the Master Thief, Phantom, has taken a liking to the Queen's blue jewel. He told her right to her face that he's going to steal it! Why aren't you squealing with delight, girl?

You don't know who Master Thief Phantom is? And you call yourselves treasure hunters? He's only the most elusive, and eligible, thief in the world! He's never failed.

He's especially popular around here, since he targets the rich and cruel. And this new jewel is just the sort of thing he'd go after. I'd pay to see the look on that slimy queen's face when he nabs it out from under her big fat nose.

You don't even know who he is, do you? Well, I'm sure you'll be a fan soon enough... except for the fact that he's after your treasure! And trust me, you do NOT have the brains to outwit Phantom! Hahahah, like, hahahaha, not even CLOSE.

Hiya, boss! What can I get you? Green tea? Jasmine tea? Cactus tea? ...Phantom tea? We don't have that... OH! You mean the thief guy? Are you here for vengeance?!

BUT! Maybe he'll come down here if you make him mad enough... then I can finally get that date. Tell you what, there are a bunch of weird sisters who work part-time at the western Ariant tea house. They're like the biggest Phantom fangirls I know. Go talk to them. Bring me that hunk!

I told you, there are a bunch of Phantom-chasing sisters who work part-time at the western Ariant tea house. Go... talk to them or whatever you do.