A Refreshing Beverage

[Name]! I know you're not my assistant, because you never graduated high school, but I was hoping you could help me solve a little thirst-related quandary! You see, I left my water bottle at the Golem's Temple!

You found my Rugged Bottle! And you filled it with water too? You deserve extra credit!

The water was already in--

Bruce: Bottom's up!

Excelsior! My Rugged Bottle should be in the Golem's Temple. I bet one of the Golems will be carrying it! They love well-made outdoors equipment.

BLEH!! This tastes like poop and limestone! This bottle needs a cleaning!

(The water appeared normal, yet was not fit for human consumption. I will need to remember this to blend in.)

Well, at least I can test my new dehydration hypothesis, which states that when I become dehydrated, I am 98% more likely to scream and throw things.