After Centuries 2

Stop zoning out, you weirdo! You think you can mess with me 'cause I look young? I'm older than you think! We Fairies just look young is all!

Oh? You look like you're about 21 to me.

Huh? How'd you know that? You're talking about Elves, and you guessed my age, so maybe you know a thing or two about Fairies. Anyway, I'm too busy to chat with idiots like you. Why don't you talk to someone else?

Please make this quick. I don't like talking to humans. Especially humans who go on and on about races that disappeared centuries ago. Like Elves.

So it's true? The Elves vanished that long ago?

That's what all the books say, and I trust everything I read. Don't know why they vanished or where they went off to, though.

Just ask Arwen here. She'll tell you everything I said was right! So there!

What's wrong? You don't look so good, and you're saying all kinds of weird things. Are you sick? I don't want to catch some weird human disease!

Well, fine then! Just stop talking to me!

Leave me alone! Bug Arwen the Fairy instead.