Dangerously Adorable

[Name], [Name], why are you so busy these days?

I was in Orbis, helping Promathus.

Oh... Well, Promathus stopped by earlier and gave me some chips.

Really? All I got was a bunch of pills...

I bet mine were way yummier! Hey, how come you were searching for animals that look like me? I'm one of a kind! Gelimer designed to be irresistable to humans.

Does it work?

Oh come on, it's the same for you.

Me?

You really think Gelimer didn't think about all the variables before he built us? Xenoroids need to be useful, from the outside in. And being cute is useful.

I suppose it is...

That's why you gotta watch out for cuties! They could be spies for people who want to conquer the world.

You might be over-thinking this.

I'm just saying, anything cuter than me has to be artificial... and probably evil. That's why you have to tell me if you find anything cuter than I am.

You gotta be more careful!

Why are you saying no? The world is a crazy place! Not all scary looking monsters are scary.