Extreme Monster Action

My first pitch didn't do the trick? Well I've got more, let me tell you buster. Monster Park Extreme is the bee's knees!

Here's how it works. You need a Monster Park Extreme Ticket to enter. You do a little work for me, and I'll give you three, count 'em THREE, each day. If that's not enough for you, you can bring me Zebra Stripe Ticket Piece and maybe we'll strike up a deal. But that's just the beginning!

My Monster Park is a million times better than my brother's. The monsters are harder, the rewards are bigger, and you'll look better coming out the other side! Not only that, you get ten, count 'em TEN, minutes to smash as many of their little brains as you can.

The best part, and believe me I haven't told you the best part just yet, is that some monsters in MY park will let you summon up boss monsters when you have them on the ropes. Bring them in and you've got yourself a title match with one of the big boys! Just make sure you can win the fight before the final bell rings, because my time is money and you've only paid for ten minutes!

This park is made for level 100 to level 140 adventurers only, and I mean it! Everybody else is right out of luck.

That's all I've got to say and I can't say no more. You know you need to come down to the real show and get in line for Monster Park Extreme!

I'll count you down as a will-buy and add you to the mailing list!

Monster Park Extreme doesn't need you. It doesn't need anyone!