Hello?

Hello, hello!

Who is this!?

(Hang up.)

Er, YOU called ME. I don't feel obligated to answer.

Oh, fine. Then don't. Just listen carefully.If you want to defeat the aliens, hang up and call me back. The number is 0555.

(The phone goes dead.)

(He hung up! How rude!)

(You put the phone back on the hook.)

(Better call 0555... Couldn't hurt...)

Beep... Beep... Beep...

(The hear nothing on the other end of the line.)

(You dial 0555.)

Hello? Oh good. You are on an OSSS secure connection now. So you want to help defeat the aliens, do you?

Who the heck are you?

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Doctor Bing, Chief Scientist of the OSSS Secret Base Laboratory.

You're a scientist? Are all scientists as rude as you?

Ah, my apologies about that. I will explain everything to you when you meet me in person at the Secret Base.

Now, find my contact, who should be in town with you. The contact will be disguised in filthy clothes.

(What? Like a bum? Great disguise...)

When you hang up, you will find a coin in the change slot. Bring that coin to the contact.

(The bum... Right. Got it.)

Also, remember this.

Δt = [ Δt0 ] / [ root{ 1 - ( v/c )^2} ].

Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...