Helping Others

Oh no! My dad has started sneaking out at night again. I'm sure he's up to no good.

Have you met my dad, by chance? Bald, dusty-looking, with a penchant for get-rich-quick schemes? The last time he started a 'business', he turned out to be working for an evil amphibian.

I just saw him walk by in a brand new robe. Don't tell me you believed his cockamamie story about helping the children! How many times did you hit your head as a kid?

He told me he was reformed, but he's back to his old schemes already, selling poison to make his money... And you, you just helped him do it!

Now I'm no expert on politics and snooping, but I'd bet mesos to muffins that my dumb old man has somebody bossing him around. And if he's pulling the same old poison scheme, there must be a toad in the mix.

Everyone around this flea-bitten backwoods burg is too scared to think about it, but something fishy's going on inside that Ninja Castle.

Trouble seems to follow you around like a cloud of flies, so I'm thinking you're just the right person to go take a look. Don't even think about saying no!

Golly jimbo-jimmyjacks, it's wonderful to meet you, [Name]! What a lucky day for me!

Did pretty Ms. Akai send you in after me because she's scared that mean old Mr. Toad came back?

Jeepers, she's smart as a whip! I've been looking in every nook and cranny of the castle, and guess what I've found...

Ninjas! Haha! Just kidding... Give me two little shakes of a lamb's tail, and I'll fill you in!

Darn tootin'. Now you get inside that Ninja Castle and find out which idiot's been filling my father's head with dumb ideas. I've got a friend inside you can meet up with. He might help you out.

I just told you not to think about that!

You didn't find anything? That's because you've got less smarts than a bag of bricks. Get back in that Ninja Castle and find my friend!