Here Comes Francis

Hey, you! Girly girl!

Me?

Yeah, you! You're cute! You wanna join up with the greatest group in the world?

I don't even know who you are. And I do not join organizations I don't know. That's a personal rule.

You don't know ME?! I'm Francis, the Great Magician! I also happen to be the boss of the Black Wings! Or, at least, one of the bosses...

(Black Wings? Who was talking about that?)

You seem like Black Wings commander material. Especially with those pigtails...

My hair makes me a qualified leader?

You need to join up. I'll give you my SPECIAL recommendation.

Ew... can you... give me a minute to think it over?

Okay, but this kind of opportunity doesn't just wait around, no matter how pretty you are.

Don't tell me you're going to reject Francis, the Great Magician!

I'll give you some time, cutie pie. Just tell me when you're ready to be join me in Black Wing bliss.

What do you think? You ready to get on the Black Wing train?

Actually, I just remembered where I heard about the Black Wings, little guy.

L-little guy? Nobody calls me that! I'm not going to take it easy on you, just because you're pretty!

*Thwack!*

O, OWWWWW... W-W-W-Why did you HIT me?

I dunno, it was super fun, and you're a CREEP.

L-leave me alone!

Too bad for you, I'm a Nova. And Novas don't play nice with people that hurt other people. We DO play nice with the Alliance though...

The A, Alliance?! I-I'll crush you! I'll defeat you all!

*THWACK!*

I'm so sorry! My mother never paid attention to me when I was a child! Can I leave now?!

You can go sniveling back to your cave, you little punk. And tell your stupid bosses they're about to get an Angelic Buster-sized footprint in their rear ends!

Yes ma'am! May I go now?

Ugh, you will pay for this!