Kid Sibling Wanted

I wish I had a younger sibling.

...What?

I want someone to call me Big Bro and make me sandwiches! Someone I can embarrass when they bring a date home! Get me a younger sibling!

They don't exactly sell them at the store...

I know a way, so don't you worry. Please! Help me!

Did you get me a younger brother or a younger sister?

I hear the stork brings babies to nice people who love each other very much. So if we ask the stork nicely, I'll get a baby brother or sister! Please tell the stork to get me a cute one!!

Whoa! This is my YOUNGER sibling? Larger than I expected... but I'll be nice!

I will be a super cool older brother, I swear it!

I want a sibling, and they'd better be precious!