[Kritias] The Unbearable Maid

Fine, fine. You pass. But the princess is too tired to hold an audience today. Now run along.

But I passed your tests!

You expect the princess to entertain you when she's tired? You really are an uncouth beast!

I'm glad you understand. The poor dear really has been through a lot.

Yes, you are! Only an uncouth beast would say 'no' to me!

Hey, stranger. I heard you talking to that maid earlier when I was, uh, doing my bicep curls. I got a real manly idea about how to get you an audience. Want to hear it?

I'm Ian the serving boy, and don't you forget it.

(At this rate, you'll never see the princess. You need to find another way... a manlier way. Try asking that manly-looking serving boy, Ian.)