Mad About Science

Muahahaha! The experiment is progressing flawlessly! I'll have this weapon ready for the big boss upstairs in no time. No time at all! Hey, who're you? I've never seen you before! What're you doing here?!

Eh, not like I've seen you before either...

I'm a new member of the Black Wings. I joined just a little while ago.

Did you lose your memory or something? We met yesterday!

Is that so? No wonder I didn't recognize you. What are you doing here? Most members don't come to the Second Square...

Someone told me that I can get a potion that can cure all illnesses here.

Help! I'm lost!

I was patrolling.

Patrolling! Yes, yes, very important, very important. I recently had an intruder sneak in my Laboratory, where I'm creating a new weapon that'd knock your socks off. I blame the unreliable guards the bosses upstairs hired.

An intruder?! You need to beef up security!

An intruder? Is the intruder alright?!

An intruder?! Um... What's an intruder?

They certainly do! They spend so much money hiring unreliable HUMANS, when they should be giving ME the money to build patrol robots. Yes, patrol robots. Argh, I wish I had enough money to research those.

Then allow me to patrol for you.

Bosses can be sooo stingy.

At least you get some financial support. They don't give me a single dime...

Oh, what a fantastic idea. Fantastically terrible. I am on to you. You want to steal my expensive equipment and ingredients. Maybe sell them on the black market, eh? Spam them in Channel 1 of the FM? Forget it! This isn't the first time someone's 'volunteered' to 'patrol' for me.

But there's nothing I WANT in your Laboratory.

I just offered out of loyalty to you...

Clever! Which brilliant person did that?

Hmm, are you REALLY loyal? All right, then. I'll give you another chance.

Here, take this New Weapon Laboratory card key.

I mean, you ARE being loyal, right? So I'll just leave the patrol duty to you...

The entrance to the New Weapon Laboratory is in Security System Research Center 3. It's hidden, yes, very hidden, but every Black Wing should know where to find it. Check around to make sure it's free of intruders. Who knows? A little rat might be hiding somewhere. Muahaha.

If you don't want to, forget it. I'll send an Android to patrol for me.

I can tell when you're being condescending and I do NOT care for it. Do not care for it at all.

Strange, strange. I don't remember you at all... Very strange, indeed.

A potion to cure all illnesses? Muahaha! No such thing exists! Keep dreaming, keep dreaming.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN HERE?! This isn't a maze! Why do people always get lost and disturb me!?

I think you meant to ask if the GUARD is okay...right?

An intruder. A person who enters without authorization. Got it?

Alas, that is just the way of the world.

Maybe if you possessed the mental acuity that I possess...

Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. I'm taking no chances.

I swear, if one more thief breaks into my lab...