That's So Raven

My defenses were too powerful for common thieves! My locks are impervious to picking! One must have the key to... where is the key? I don't have the key.

Well, no matter. A master thief knows how to gain entry to anything, even his own extremely complicated locking mechanisms. I'll just hit it really hard with this stick!

Ah, whatever! My 2nd Job Advancement is way more important than a silly old Lock. It's not like I'm running low on money! I'll just buy a new one!

Now is this the vault where the Guardioso comes out to vaporize any would-be trespassers if the Lock gets broken?

That wasn't too much of a fuss. I suppose Raven wasn't just blowing smoke when he told me, 'Learn a skill once, and you'll forget it next Tuesday, but learn a skill twice and you'll master it for a lifetime.'

Ah, master Raven... if only you had listened to your own advice and learned how to disarm a bomb more than once. It was a sad day for us all...

But, thanks to that crazy old coot, I am on my way to becoming the greatest thief in all of Maple World... again. I'm sure he would be proud, but he would also probably try to rob me, so I'm glad he's dead!