Icarus looks just like me! Well, the old me, anyway. Through the unsurpassable power of my hair styling, a tiny bit of tanning, and the sheer awesomeness of plastic surgery, I've completely transformed my image. That's why we don't look alike anymore.

Mind telling Icarus what I just told you? I'd do it myself, but I find these father-son chats are best handled through a stranger.

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Thank you! Let him know that he's still my son. I just wish I had more time to spend with him, but as I'm sure you know, hair waits for no man...

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Have you no heart? Have you no soul? My boy is out there, in pain, and you can't be bothered to do anything yourself?!

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Okay, tell me the truth. What did dad say?

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I really am his son? But I look totally different from him and my sister...

The power of cosmetics? Can people really change how they look THAT much?!

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Icarus won't be a kid forever. Thanks for talking to him for me.