The Monkey of Destiny

Oooook? (The monkey stares blankly at you. It's making you uncomfortable.)

So...Balrog knocked me off the boat and into the ocean...

Ook! Ook! (The monkey nods in agreement...right?)

So...I used my awesome swimming skills to unconsciously swim to this isl...

Ook! Oooook! Ook! (The monkey stamps its feet in rage.)

Okay, okay... So, when I hit the ocean, you swam out and saved me. Right?

Ook! (The monkey nods happily.)

Okay, then. You saved me. A monkey saved me. Heh... I've never heard of a great Pirate who had to be saved by a monkey...

Ook? (The monkey tilts its head and looks at you curiously.)

But... I suppose I should thank you...since you DID save me... Thank you very much for saving my life!

Oook! Ook! (The monkey smiles and claps its hands as if it's satisfied.)