Pet Problems

Waah... WAAAAHH! *Sob*

It's... It's... It's all MY fault! *Sob*

Will... Will you listen? Please?

*Sniff* It's... It's Xerxes. *Sniff*

Xerxes is my pet. I... *Sniff* I left him for just a minute to get a corn dog... And when I came back... *Sob* He was GONE!

*Sniff* Xerxes showed up at the Coliseum a few days later. He had... *Sob* A whole ARMY of monsters!

*Sob* He... HE became a monster! And it's all my fault. Somehow. *Sniff*

*Sob* I know... I DESERVE to be alone and miserable! Waaaahh!

H-hold on... I'm... I'm going to start crying again...

You... *Sniff* You can return Xerxes to normal, right? Please say yes. Just say it. *Sniff*

Oh Xerxes... *Sob* Why did I ever let you out of my sight? Curse you, corn dog!

*Sob* This is all my fault...