Playing Around in Ninja Town

My top! My magical, wonderful, spinny little top! And now it's gone, and nothing spins, and I just don't know how I can go on. Can you help me?

Yes! YES! I knew you were cool, I could tell because you don't wear a big stupid hat. I hate guys in big stupid hats!

I was out here, just minding my own business, putting on a full-on top-spinning clinic, and the Daimyo walks by.

I was all like, 'Hey Daimyo!', cause me and him are pals since the whole toad thing happened, and you know what he did?

He kicked my top into the stream! And a big old koi popped up and ate it! He didn't even say sorry! The Daimyo, not the koi. I've never heard a koi talk.

It wasn't like him at all... And now I've gotta make a brand new top, and the only way to do that is with some decent wood. I bet something like a Genin Doll would get a real nice spin going.

I'm not equipped to deal with this! I don't know from fishing and I don't know from fighting! I only know from spinning.

You're tough, right? Can you get me 50 下忍の身代わりs from the 下忍? It'd be tops!

What do you hate about spinning? Huh? You must be working for the Daimyo jerk!

Woooow, look at all those dolls!

I can't wait to get these sanded down and smooth. But I'm not going to show it to that jerk Daimyo again! He can just find his own entertainment from now on.

Okay, I'm going to pop if I don't get to work right now. Later!

I told you, I need 50 Genin Dolls, or I'm gonna just have to start spinning MYSELF around in circles.