Low on Wigs!

BLONDIE!!! NOOO! DON'T SCRATCH OFF THAT WIG-- Too late! My poor kitty cat! She's bald and ugly again!

She's so self-destructive when she's upset. She's taking a nap in the warm sun, even though she KNOWS it'll give her wrinkles! Please, I'm all out of Yellow Wigs. You have to get me more before she does something unthinkable!

All I need is for you to hunt 100 Dark Fissions and bring back 100 Yellow Wigs. Do it for Blondie!

Is Blondie stretching?! Oh no, oh no! You have to hurry. She only does that when she's REALLY upset!

Please, please, please, please!

Whew, Blondie is cute again. Thanks to you... And to my fine wig-making skills, of course.

Blondie, stop... Stop that! Don't you dare touch that wig again or I'll lock you in the cellar with no dinner!

I need more Yellow Wigs than that if I'm to make a pretty wig for Blondie!

You have to hunt more Dark Fissions than that. They're the only creatures around with hair lovely enough for my Blondie.

You're not done yet? Think of Blondie!