Tae Gong's Request: This is NOT a Fish

BAH! I fished up a book. A BOOK. All I ask for in life is to smoke my pipe, wear my hat, and be surrounded by hundreds of squirming fish. And I fish up a BOOK. Someone's playing a joke on me. Will you get rid of this non-squirming, non-wiggling book for me?

I don't care what you do with it. Maybe take it to Wiz the Librarian in the Helios Tower Library... He's quite the bookworm, I hear. Ah, worms... It's so cute how they wiggle.

But a school of Krappy will be swimming by soon, and I have to fish them up, and line them up in a row, and watch them squirm as I caress them one by one with the back of my hand!

Greetings, young one! I am Wiz the Librarian, but you may call me Wiz the Reader, Shelver, and Protector of Books! Quickly! Do you have the Mystical Book?!

Er, yeah, but how'd you know ab--

Because my Laser-sharp Mental Book Radar sensed the existence of the new book as soon as it was fished out of the sea! I came as quickly as I could! Oh, may I? Pretty please? Just let me TOUCH it...

I sense... I sense... I sense that this book comes from a land far across the sea. It tells a story of a troubled time, and a faraway people. I got all of that just from brushing my fingers across the cover. Now, let me take this book back to my secret underground base-- I mean, the Helios Tower Library and study it some more. Gotta jet!

Bah, take the book to Wiz the Librarian in the Helios Tower Library or something...

YOU HAVE SOMETHING I NEED. WHERE IS IT?!

Bah, take the book to Wiz the Librarian in the Helios Tower Library or something...