A Gift Most Relaxing 1

What is it, [Nome]? I'm quite busy.

I want to get a gift for a friend that I haven't seen in a while. Could you give me some suggestions?

A gift? Why are you asking me? Does it require genetic engineering?

My friend is my age, but he's somewhat like you.

A mean-spirited hermit? I have a resort ticket I've found no use for. Maybe he would enjoy the irony.

Fine! I'll interrupt this world-shattering research to find you a ridiculous gift.

Do you have another gift lined up?

Here it is. One Gold Beach Ticket.

I think it's about to expire. But it's free, so he'll just have to deal with it.