[Christmas] Brightly Shone the Box

[Name], it's CHRISTMMASSSTTTIIIIMMEE! It's snowy on the ground and everybody is posting pictures of their Shining Santa Boxes like it is just the coolest thing. Don't you just love it?

Me too! I want my own Santa's Shining Box SO bad, I found Santa's email address on a forum and sent him like a billion emails about it. He didn't respond, but lucky me, it turns out it's the HOTTEST item for Monster Christmas this year. You can just go smoosh them until they give you one! Remember, monsters that are 11 or more levels below you, or 21 or more levels above won't have 'em.

Well, bah-humbug to you too, jerk!

There seems to be an unknown error. That's not very Christmasy...