Cody and the Cyberturkeys

Hey, I've been digitally spying on your bags, and that eyeball thing looks fancy. May I have a look? It gives me an idea...

Come find me in any city. There are ideas to be generated!

That eye has all the technology I need. If you bring it to me in any city, I'll pay you handsomely.

Would you like to hear about the new platformer I'm thinking about?

No way, I have some questions about this whole Thanksgiving ordeal.

Hey! That's an amazing idea! Let's make a game about Thanksgiving. Brilliant!

I didn't say anything about--

The object would be to fill a cornucopia, only the world has been taken over by cybernetic megacorporations and there are no more fruits and treats.

Hey, that's great. Did you notice the army of heavily-armed Turkeys running around?

Yes! That's perfect! The corporations have turned every turkey into a walking weapon, and your objective is to see things from their perspective. Like a play on good and evil...

Do you know where the REAL turkeys are coming from?

Oh, yes, they're Krakian.

'Krakian,' as in the Krakian Jungle?

Yes, yes, the very same. I'm sure that wacky old Dr. Krakia was futzing around with his body modification machine again. Maybe he's trying to make an alternate reality game where turkeys can become human

Intelligent mega-turkeys are my absolute worst nightmare! How do I stop this guy?!

Don't worry about it! If he's anything like me, he's already moved onto a new horrific abomination to work on. Just go train and enjoy Thanksgiving. I'll call if I need help.

Let me go confirm my suspicions... and get a look at his lab. I'll let you know. You just go have a right nice turkey day, all right?

Did you get any of those Turkey Commando's Eyes? I've got some truly marvelous ideas of how to form them into ocular controllers.