Gift

[Name]! You're advancing! Everybody's going to think you're super cool now!

Thanks. Do I need to act differently now?

I dunno. Why don't you go show off to all your friends in Edelstein?

I have missed them...

You're just going to go over there empty-handed?

Is that bad?

Shouldn't you at least bring them some souvenirs from your trips? That's simple human etiquette!

It is? What kind of souvenirs?

Um, I dunno! Maybe you should ask someone who's similar to the person you're getting a gift for.

Why don't I just ask the gift recipient instead?

Well, humans don't like that for some reason.

That's difficult, but I trust you.

Good! Even though I don't really know about this kinda stuff either... Maybe you should ask Professor Dreamboat!

I'm sure Professor Dreamboat knows lots about gifts... he's so handsome!

You don't want to? I thought my idea was pretty solid.

Hey there [Name]. How did the gifting go?

It's been enlightening... (You tell her what happened.)

Whew. I thought I didn't understand humans, but you're terrible!

I am?

I'm sure you'll figure it out one day... Human relationships are tough to maintain, but important. Kinda like my hip fluctuators!