Here Little Piggy...

Argh! I've had it up to here! I can't stand it! Someone is spreading rumors that I look like a Pig! What an insult! I need your help!

Yes! You killed two Pigs! Wonderful! Thank you so, so much! That rumor should go away now.

Clear out all the Pigs around Southperry! If all the Pigs disappear, so will the rumor. What? There are too many Pigs? Oh, come on. Fine, just kill 2 Pigs. You can handle that, can't you?

You saved my life. If I ever find out who spread that rumor, he's a dead man.

You don't want to help me? Are you saying I look like a Pig?!

You still have twoPigs to defeat. You can do it if you're willing to. Please try! My reputation is at stake!