Impeccable Disguise

I know I've told you this before, boss, but there are a lot of folks who look like Black Wings. They're not even a very big organization.

You're right. I've seen a lot of those hats around town. I wonder if they're just using innocent people to make their numbers look bigger.

Or maybe someone in their organization is making a little money on the side. I did some looking and I found a place where you could actually buy Black Wings Hats.

They're using fashion trends for evil? Those scum!

Totally agree, boss! My source tells me there's a Black Wing member in Edelstein doing the selling.

Maybe they really aren't paying their people enough. Either that, or they're just desperate for money.

I think it's closer to the former. The heads of the Black Wings don't seem to know about his little hat scheme.

Well, at least we know it's an authentic hat, and THAT means that we can make a perfect disguise!

Ding, ding! You put on one of their hats, we get all the intel we want.

I expected nothing less from you, Christiane. I am serious about that, if you do anything less, I will cut your pay in half.

You're all talk, boss. Put this thing on your noggin and get ready to start acting like a heel. Are you ready to go right away?

Here's your hat. We didn't put any special super spy stuff in there. It's just a hat.

Ready for action!

There's only so much information you can buy off of people. You want more, you do your own dirty work.

Fine, but I'm keeping the hat for now. I kinda like it.