Spiegelmann's Lost Tools

Did you hear that the Artifact Hunt started up again? Oh, you did? Shoot...

Look, I MAY have lost all of the excavation tools. MAYBE. That might have happened.

I'm sure they're still around and I know you don't have anything going on. Go find them! C'mon, [Name], be a pal? Will you find my Lost Excavation Tools?

Excavational! Did that make sense? I'm trying out some new words to say 'good job'.

Ah-HA! Another pawn for my sinister... Hey. Hey there... Just, uh, I thought you'd left. Why don't you go hunt down some Unidentified Artifacts? I'll, uh, stand here and not plot out loud.

If you find all 8 of my precious excavation tools, I'll give you a Spiegelmann's Artifact Excavator 2013 as token of my appreciation. See? Everybody wins! Especially me!

Oh and, make sure you have an empty space in the Set-up tab. My tools don't like to be crowded.

This is going to be the worst Artifact Hunt ever and it's your fault!

You must find all 8 tools! Not even one may go missing! I've got a lot of money riding on this!