Temperamental Old Man

You are determined to be a pain in my backside, aren't you? Spit it out, whelp. Every minute I speak with you endumbens me tenfold. Wait, endumbens isn't a word! See what you did?!

They tell me you know everything that goes on in Perion. I was hoping they weren't lying.

Well, THEY are right, whichever gossipy imbeciles you got your information from. I know everything that has ever happened and everything that ever will happen in Perion!

Then you know who Chromile is...

Of course I know him. He was the famous 'Knight of Light' everybody used to fawn over. All a bunch of pomp and flash, if you ask me. He showed everybody his true colors later on in life.

I've heard he spent a lot of time in Perion. Do you remember seeing him?

My memory is better than any book or tome your clumsy melon could even comprehend! I remember. I even have a picture of him in one of my... MY ALBUMS! Where are they? Those hideous thieving Jr. Boogies have been in my tent again! You there, go get them back on the double!

You have a picture of Chromile?

Don't believe me? I'll prove it! You'll find those Jr. Boogies wandering around in Perion Southern Ridge with their jaws dragging along the floor. Destroy them. Destroy them for stealing my things and then take my album back!

(If you accept, you'll travel to Perion Southern Ridge automatically.)

Oh, now you're 'too busy' to return the favor?! Good for nothing little punk...

Yes, see? This is me and the oh-so-gallant Chromile. I was far handsomer than he, don't you think?

(The picture is worn and faded. It's impossible to make out any real details.)

So, do you know where he is?

I've heard rumor that he tucked tail and went to Sleepywood. After his wife went into the ground, he wasn't worth a meso.

There will be some Jr. Boogies wandering around with their jaws dragging on the floor. Destroy them. Destroy them for stealing my things and then get my album back!