A Gift Most Relaxing 2

Hey, haven't seen you for a while.

It has been some time. I brought you a gift.

You got ME a gift?

Thank you...

Is this some kind of a joke?

...Isn't this a ticket to that new resort?

Yes, an acquaintance of mine gave it to me. I want you to have it, Brighton.

Why? I'm not exactly a fun-in-the-sun sort of guy.

The professor who gave me the ticket said that you might enjoy the irony. Do you know what that means?

The irony? I guess...it's sort of ironic.

Yes, he said that would amuse you.

Uh, well, great. T-thanks. I didn't really get you a gift, but... you can have this thing, I guess.

I don't even have any vacation time saved up... I guess that IS a little funny.