Educating Smart Pets (Speech by Itself)

Hoh...you seem to have yourself quite an intelligent pet. Did you bring it here for my training? Pets need to be trained and educated...and of course, once I do that, the pet will become that much more special. It'll even learn to talk by itself. What do you think? Do you want me to help you out?

Okay, good decision. You should also know that there's nothing's that's free. If you train others as much as I do, you tend to get a bit thirsty. Can you get me a drink? I have this drink that I really love, so much so that the merchants know exactly what I want. I'll be waiting.

Fine. Let me know if you ever change your mind.

Did you bring the drink? Ahhh...just thinking about drinking this already puts me in a much better mood. Okay, now shall we start the session?

Hey what do you think? That was fast, wasn't it? Marvel at my awesome training skills... and now, your pet will be that much more intelligent than before.

What? You didn't bring the drinks yet? I am thirsty... and I can't teach without the drink.