Intel from Checky

Someone has a message for you. I'm going to give you some instructions, but I'm only going to give them once.

You'd better take notes.

There's the phone booth! What number should I dial?

581-3792

583-1129

518-3367

579-1152

Ring, ring...

(Oooh! The call is going through!)

...Click!

(Someone's on the other end!)

Greetings, valued caller! Order now and get the Henesys Snail Hat for 20% off!

(Oops, wrong number.)

The number you dialed is no longer in service.

(Oops, wrong number.)

Thank you for calling! Good luck is now being transmitted from us to you via the phone line! After the beep, you'll be charged 2,000,000 mesos a minute. Beeee--

(Wrong number! Hang up!)

What's that? We were talking about the weather and ONLY the weather, weren't we? Nice day, ain't it?